Why I Love My Boyfriend, #49087

Last night, talking about meeting a friend in NYC this weekend:

Me: It shouldn't be too bad if we just take the Metro. [Pause] Sorry, I meant subway. I'm thinking D.C.

Him: I was gonna say—if you're thinking "Metro," you're thinking D.C. or Paris.

Me: Or Montreal.

Him: Or Berlin.

Me: Really? That one I didn't know.

Him: [Pause] Or I could just be thinking of the Berlin song "Metro." Actually, yeah, that's it.

Me: [Collapsing on the bed in laughter that doesn't subside for half an hour.]