Boobies!

If you know me at all, you know why I'm posting this. Thanks to D-Mac for the link!

Are big breasts always beautiful? - Times Online

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Why is it...

...that El Paso and El Pasoans always look bad in the news?

Man deposits millions, one tattered bill at a time, The Associated Press, via CNN

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Anger/Unemployment

I was unemployed for five months, almost to the day. This is after three and a half months of unemployment from earlier in the year. It sucked. It was frustrating, if not downright discouraging.

But never—not once—did I feel compelled to do anything like this.

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The Thought Occurs...

...I just put the link to this blog in my bio for my MFA program, and I haven't updated the damn thing since March. I'll try to do better about this, but in the meanwhile, a few updates on my life after the jump.

• I have a job now. It's at a Communications start-up in Old City. I love it.
• My boyfriend and I moved in together, which sounds like a big step, but really isn't when you consider that my apartment had long ago turned into a very expensive closet with cable and running water.
• I joined a gym across the street from my office so I'd have no excuse not to work out more. It sounds good in theory, but I haven't been in two weeks.

And... I can't think of anything else to write about. Which is sad, seeing as it's been about four months since last I updated. Next post will be more interesting. I swear.

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You Must Be Joking

Job Hunting. Again. Just spoke with someone at a staffing agency who suggested I take an aptitude test. My results after the jump.

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