The Word on the Street, No. 3

This one happened some time ago, but it's too good not to post. (I don't want to forget it...)

A very drunk man standing in front of a gay sports bar (seriously) around the corner from me: "Hey sexy!"

Me, looking at the rainbow flag flying ten feet over his head (to which he was obviously oblivious): "Ummm... Do you know what neighborhood you're in?"

Him: "This is Hollywood, baby! And I'm going to make you a star... in my bed!"